You are fired! Fired from this marriage. You have failed in your primary duties as domestic partner!
Elon made faces at himself in the mirror as he practiced pretending go fire his wife. He knew that he wasn't allowed to use the word fire. But he was good, efficient and ruthless at firing people and lately his feeling for his small mousy wife bordered on the rage that he felt for the people that he was firing from jobs. He knew that the rage wasn't entirely normal but he also felt entitled to feel it. Wasn't he spending his life sleeping for 6 hours max and then endlessly trying to figure out how to maximize capital so that humanity could go to Mars and reach energy independence. In truth he wasn't that interested in global warming, he thought it was probably a thing but the more pressing matter was solving the energy problem, so that humans could get off planet asap.
Meanwhile his dreary wife moped around, nazel gazing. What was her purpose, and how dare she waste his time! She took up more hours of the day than guy he had fired yesterday for egregious incompetence and drivel that leaked out of his mouth during weekly Tesla meetings. He tried to be tolerant. He knew it was expected, along with projecting humility. In the end though Elon fired the Tesla engineer in a tumble of insults that escaped his mouth when the loser blocked his way to the bathroom. Something about side mirrors and how important they are, idiot, working with the Feds, maybe. He watched the guys face go Bleu Blanc Rouge like the French flag. He wasn't worth of being compared to an American flag. When he got to the toilet he felt relieved to take a huge dump and snickered to himself while posting a meme that one of his assistants sent to him. Yesterday had been a good day. But dealing with the pathos of his stupid wife was beyond him. She had given him 6 or so babies and that was OK but he realized he could have babies with as many woman as he wanted all at once.
From an engineering perspective woman were far inferior. They weren't too smart either, and the emotional manipulation was a huge waste of time.
Today was another day, the next day to be exact. And another day, another potty break. While still in bathroom now back on the toilet, he wrote to emails, one to his assistant asking her to book him a discreet place to stay other than the home. The second to his lawyer, asking him to send his wife a request for a divorce and an iron clad non disclosure agreement before offering a penny. He felt better immediately. He would never see her again.
— 7Roses
Elon made faces at himself in the mirror as he practiced pretending go fire his wife. He knew that he wasn't allowed to use the word fire. But he was good, efficient and ruthless at firing people and lately his feeling for his small mousy wife bordered on the rage that he felt for the people that he was firing from jobs. He knew that the rage wasn't entirely normal but he also felt entitled to feel it. Wasn't he spending his life sleeping for 6 hours max and then endlessly trying to figure out how to maximize capital so that humanity could go to Mars and reach energy independence. In truth he wasn't that interested in global warming, he thought it was probably a thing but the more pressing matter was solving the energy problem, so that humans could get off planet asap.
Meanwhile his dreary wife moped around, nazel gazing. What was her purpose, and how dare she waste his time! She took up more hours of the day than guy he had fired yesterday for egregious incompetence and drivel that leaked out of his mouth during weekly Tesla meetings. He tried to be tolerant. He knew it was expected, along with projecting humility. In the end though Elon fired the Tesla engineer in a tumble of insults that escaped his mouth when the loser blocked his way to the bathroom. Something about side mirrors and how important they are, idiot, working with the Feds, maybe. He watched the guys face go Bleu Blanc Rouge like the French flag. He wasn't worth of being compared to an American flag. When he got to the toilet he felt relieved to take a huge dump and snickered to himself while posting a meme that one of his assistants sent to him. Yesterday had been a good day. But dealing with the pathos of his stupid wife was beyond him. She had given him 6 or so babies and that was OK but he realized he could have babies with as many woman as he wanted all at once.
From an engineering perspective woman were far inferior. They weren't too smart either, and the emotional manipulation was a huge waste of time.
Today was another day, the next day to be exact. And another day, another potty break. While still in bathroom now back on the toilet, he wrote to emails, one to his assistant asking her to book him a discreet place to stay other than the home. The second to his lawyer, asking him to send his wife a request for a divorce and an iron clad non disclosure agreement before offering a penny. He felt better immediately. He would never see her again.
— 7Roses
this is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThe rationale for never buying a Tesla:)
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for him, for some reason. What a SHITTY life! Well-described! ---Macoff
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