For Sale by Owner. Begginer Tattoo Kit, Everything, you need to get started, $125 OBO call today. 7two7-420-8799. Includes power supply, tattoo machine, clip cords, foot petal, ink cups pack, ink cup holder, 7 color ink set, 49 premium needles, disposable tube tips, transfer paper, ink botle praktice skin, tubes brush set, disposal rasors, rubber bands, pack of O rings and gromets, Tattoo Crash Course 101 Guide, Tattoo Training DVD.
Only used once, but didn’t go so well. Boyfriend got pissed just because I misspelled his name. Who knew Jeremy started with a J? I volunteered to tattoo an Amerikan flag over the G, but he stormed out of the house yelling at the top of his lungs about being disfigured forever. He knows I’m not a good speller.
He’s a perfessional tattoo artist and thinks it’s so damn easy. I loved the mongose eating a cactus flower he tattooed on my calf. I guress I should have tried it first on the praktice skin or a piece of fruit, but after a few beers and some weed, he said, Sure go ahead. I’ll talk you through it. How hard could it be to tattoo “Jeremy loves Keren?” I was supposed to add a big red heart around our names but all I had time to do was tattoo ”Geremy loves” when he looked in the mirror and all hell broke lose.
Now, he’s grabbed all his clothes and the rest of the beer. Said he was leaving forever. He got into his pimped-up Z car and floored it down the driveway. The woman across the street came out into her yard but quickly went back inside and locced her door. She never had much to do with us anyway, the snotty bitch.
Don’t know where he will go and I don’t care. Probably back to his tramp of a former girlfriend. Not that she has room for one more tattoo. She looks like a billboard with all the ink he put on her. Thinks she’s so high and mightly but she’s just a tek at a nail salon.
Will take Venmo or cash. Local pikup only.
— opelikakat
Only used once, but didn’t go so well. Boyfriend got pissed just because I misspelled his name. Who knew Jeremy started with a J? I volunteered to tattoo an Amerikan flag over the G, but he stormed out of the house yelling at the top of his lungs about being disfigured forever. He knows I’m not a good speller.
He’s a perfessional tattoo artist and thinks it’s so damn easy. I loved the mongose eating a cactus flower he tattooed on my calf. I guress I should have tried it first on the praktice skin or a piece of fruit, but after a few beers and some weed, he said, Sure go ahead. I’ll talk you through it. How hard could it be to tattoo “Jeremy loves Keren?” I was supposed to add a big red heart around our names but all I had time to do was tattoo ”Geremy loves” when he looked in the mirror and all hell broke lose.
Now, he’s grabbed all his clothes and the rest of the beer. Said he was leaving forever. He got into his pimped-up Z car and floored it down the driveway. The woman across the street came out into her yard but quickly went back inside and locced her door. She never had much to do with us anyway, the snotty bitch.
Don’t know where he will go and I don’t care. Probably back to his tramp of a former girlfriend. Not that she has room for one more tattoo. She looks like a billboard with all the ink he put on her. Thinks she’s so high and mightly but she’s just a tek at a nail salon.
Will take Venmo or cash. Local pikup only.
— opelikakat
OMG this is hilarious. I LUVED ““REEDING” it. VARY FUNY”🥰 So creative, truly.
ReplyDeleteThe first 2 sentences, including the way she wrote the phone number are from a real Craigslist post. 😅
ReplyDeleteThis is wonderful! Thx for gr8 read!
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DeleteSoul-baring for a Craigslist ad! That's what makes it a good story! ---Macoff
ReplyDeleteNOTE: It was difficult for a person like me to grok the misspellings as part of the story, but I managed! ---Macoff
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